Family
$19.99

Cat Puzzle Feeder
I really want to see how long it takes my cats to straight up dismantle this. They'll love it.
Merch
$13.99

D20 Bottle Opener
This just seems rad. I don't even open bottles that often. But I would if I had this. All the time.
Survival
$15.99

Car Phone Mount
My current mount is decrepit. Please help stop my phone from flying at my face mid turn.
Nom
$12.99

Dusted Sour Candies
These are sour almost to the point of being bitter — just like me! With shipping, one tin should be $20?
Addiction
$10?

Steam Gift Card
Let's face it. I'm never going to be free of playing games. Not on Steam. Not anywhere.
Merch
$15

Dropout Pin
Any pin from dropout would be a blessing. It does not have to be this pin. Like truly any of 'em.
Olfactory
$7.95?

Something Smelly
Something that smells… smelly. But like a nice smell. Maybe it's hand soap? Who knows.
Merch
$14.99

Mystery Merch
Gotta be honest. I'm not totally sure how this works or if they ask for a size? *cough* XL *cough*